Our THOT who art on Worldstar hallowed be thy lacefront,
Thy Kool-Aid come
Thy weave be done: on this Earth as it is on Love & HipHop,
Give us this day our daily twerk
And forgive us our ratchetness,
As we forgive those who be ratchet against
Lead us not into impregnation,
And deliver us from thirsty niggas.